tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36083051813955044442024-03-08T04:25:23.271-06:00Day By Day CrazyCrazy people. crazy things, random rants, laughing at my misery in retail.Angiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01845883980254097709noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3608305181395504444.post-20537436144227079172012-05-23T10:26:00.004-05:002012-05-23T10:26:59.599-05:00Missed Connections<h3 style="text-align: center;">
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<br /><u><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Hairy armpits, white dress - m4w - 40 (Jefferson St.)</span></u></div>
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<em><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">"I saw you yesterday on Jefferson St., about a block from the Winn Dixie on Tchoup. It was 3:19 p.m. You had long brown hair, and were wearing a white, printed summer dress. You had on multi-colored shoes with very high heels. You were getting out of your car, and you whisped your hair out of your face, revealing your yummy hairy armpits. You are so incredibly beautiful. You almost made me run the stop sign looking at you in the rear view mirror. Oh, how I'd like to ask you out on a date." -</span><a href="http://neworleans.craigslist.org/mis/3028407947.html"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Craigslist</span></a></em></div>
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<br /><u><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">I put the kitty litter in your basket - m4w (rouses on carrolton)</span></u></div>
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<em><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">"You were one of the loveliest women i've ever seen! you were wearing jean shorts, brown top, and had brown hair and a beautiful smile. it was monday night, about 9:30. i first saw you coming out of an isle and we kind of smiled at each other. then i was in the checkout line behind you...i might have moved from one checkout line to yours just for a possible chance to talk to you... :) i didn't really get a chance, but i jumped at the chance to move the bag of kitty litter from the counter to your shopping cart. maybe i should have just introduced myself then...<br /><br />I really hope you check these things. i've never actually checked them...or posted on them, but i thought it was worth a try. if you do check, and if you remember me, i'd love the opportunity to meet you.<!-- START CLTAGS -->" </span></em></div>
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<em><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">-</span><a href="http://neworleans.craigslist.org/mis/3022866546.html"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Craigslist</span></a></em></div>
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<u><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Geeky Car on Oak Street Yesterday</span></u></div>
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<em><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">"I have no idea who you are but I saw your car parked on Oak Street by Dante yesterday. A SUV/crossover. Honda, I think. Emblazoned on the back were the Star Wars Imperial emblem, House Greyjoy's sigil, and the Zerg and Diablo logos. I think I saw orange and blue Portal stickers on either side of the car too.<br />Well, whoever you are, you should be friends with me and my friends. Let's all get wasted and play some board/table-top/video games and talk nerdy shit. Bring your geeky friends too."</span></em></div>
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<em><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">-</span></em><a href="http://neworleans.craigslist.org/mis/3007600279.html"><em><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Craigslist</span></em></a><!-- START CLTAGS --></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Reading the personals on Cragislist are delightfully entertaining. They make me think there is someone for everyone... even if it is not <span style="padding-bottom: 14px; padding-right: 15px;">reciprocated.</span></span>Angiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01845883980254097709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3608305181395504444.post-80957691056985877292012-05-20T12:13:00.000-05:002012-05-20T12:13:11.488-05:00(My Life a Journal Entry)<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: #351c75;"> <span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">"Waking up this morning, I smile. Twenty-four hours are before me. I vow to live fully in each moment and look at all beings with eyes of compassion."-Thich Nhat Hanh</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Over the last month I have been
taught more about life then I thought I needed to know. I was content where I
was 29 days ago. I had gone on believing that I had finally arrived to where I
would stay. However, fate has other plans for me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I should not be the only one to learn a
lesson, I hope that he realizes that the grass is the same shade of green on
either side of the fence, but his side is going to be lonelier.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">In the end I have discovered that I
don’t love being alone, but I can survive. I have learned that anger is a part
of me, but I do not have to allow anger to be all of me. I learned very quickly
to let go of the hate because it was hurting me more than him. Burning bridges
is what he has done, but I have learned that will power keeps people from
crossing back and respect keeps your past on good terms. He will never be able
to come to me for help.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When everything
is on the line, it is those past bridges we have crossed where support can be
found in a time of need. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I have amazing
friends who have been by my side this entire time. I regrettably never
appreciated the people around me until I needed them, and they were there. I
have become more mindful of me, which is incredibly self-centered and very
gratifying. Until I figure out who I am and where I am going it is going to be
all about me living in the here and now. I am going to go on all kinds of kick
ass adventures,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>catch up with old
friends, read all the books on the shelf, knock off some of those bucket list
items, and work harder than ever before to become something more. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Until I
figure out things I will “Just keep swimming.” I expect I have more to learn.</span></div>Angiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01845883980254097709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3608305181395504444.post-48060641794246968812012-05-19T11:41:00.001-05:002012-05-19T11:41:52.251-05:00Motivational Poop!<br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I know all about “shit,” life has delt me a lot of it. When
life gets you down get over it!</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Shit happens, pick it up and move on.</td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Lots of stuff has gone down in my life in 2012. I have a new
job! It is completely different from my old job, but there are still loads of
crazy!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I am also now living this less cool nomadic life.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So I get to experience a new kind of life and
meet new kind of people. I also get to starting dating!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">So far my only offer has been from a lovely man I met in the
park. Sadly he is unemployed, unwashed, and hungry. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He was very sweet though. The conversation
went as such:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Gutterpunk:</strong> “Do you
have a boyfriend?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong>Me:</strong> “No I do not; I am not really looking for one at this
moment.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong>Gutterpunk:</strong> “Oh I am sorry, well I would make a good boyfriend,
I would even pick you flowers.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong>Me:</strong> “Well that is very sweet, thank you for the offer”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><em>Gutterpunk walks away …</em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><em>Gutterpunk returns and hands me a flower he picked</em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong>Gutterpunk:</strong> “When you’re ready for a boyfriend, you can meet
me by the river.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong>Me:</strong> “Okay, I will remember that.”</span></div>Angiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01845883980254097709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3608305181395504444.post-71064354289497653812010-07-11T19:28:00.004-05:002010-07-11T20:14:35.628-05:00Bacon as Vegetable<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TDpiTJrqPPI/AAAAAAAAA28/5XKuyW4KIUM/s1600/sc.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TDpiTJrqPPI/AAAAAAAAA28/5XKuyW4KIUM/s320/sc.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492810776687820018" border="0" /></a><br />Every good argument needs a diagram! Even if it is inaccurate and poorly illustrated. As of last Thursday, I decided to give vegetarianism a try. My goal is to last an entire week without meat. It really does not seem that horrid. It appears to be high in carbohydrates and fiber. I have been eating potato chips, random candy, and the occasional fruit. Basically my diet is made up on sunflower seeds. They are easy, sodium covered, and delicious. For my main meals I have enjoyed eggplant, pizza, and red beans. However a slight oversight is the bacon. On a few occasions i have included a bit of bacon into the meal. Therefore! As shown above, Bacon is in fact a vegetable. Pigs are omnivores. I have taken the liberty of breaking the big down by converting it's diet into our diet. I really hate using the theory of "you are what you eat," but in this case it benefits my perspective! I declare bacon is a vegetable. A very delicious, useful, protein packed option for all vegetarians.<br /><br />Vegetables also include: Crawfish and Crabs (When in Season)<br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div>Angiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01845883980254097709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3608305181395504444.post-38485619563944473312010-07-09T10:27:00.007-05:002010-07-09T10:48:32.183-05:00GardeningOn a much happier note. I love my friends! They have been letting me visit with them on and off for several <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TDdAkHV3ADI/AAAAAAAAA2E/qAayVWuZ370/s1600/DSC_0030.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TDdAkHV3ADI/AAAAAAAAA2E/qAayVWuZ370/s320/DSC_0030.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491929259791810610" border="0" /></a>months now. We have grown the most delightful garden.<br />Most of the credit really does belong to Mitch, as I tend to kill most everything. The tomatoes were not horrid and we have more basil than we know what to do with. The okra is starting to look really great. Living in the city does not seem so horrid, who knew you could grow so much on concrete!<br /><br />I have even discovered a very delightful community garden down the street! First Grace Community Garden appears at first glance to be very neglected. However, someone is working on it exceedingly slowly. Either way, this place is delightful!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TDdEcwz0ZHI/AAAAAAAAA2k/RgomUTnxSAU/s1600/DSC_0044.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TDdEcwz0ZHI/AAAAAAAAA2k/RgomUTnxSAU/s320/DSC_0044.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491933531530880114" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TDdEeO6GjwI/AAAAAAAAA20/7xowlcMjrNM/s1600/DSC_0094-2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TDdEeO6GjwI/AAAAAAAAA20/7xowlcMjrNM/s320/DSC_0094-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491933556790169346" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TDdEdVa3PII/AAAAAAAAA2s/H9v7rL0B-Sc/s1600/DSC_0047.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TDdEdVa3PII/AAAAAAAAA2s/H9v7rL0B-Sc/s320/DSC_0047.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491933541358320770" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TDdC-UI_EQI/AAAAAAAAA2c/bNkkEMS0szQ/s1600/DSC_0044.JPG"></a><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div>Angiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01845883980254097709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3608305181395504444.post-86209932910950477542010-07-07T00:32:00.004-05:002010-07-07T00:40:06.809-05:00Stupidity to End the World 2012<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TDQSkXXvVmI/AAAAAAAAA18/pZe7wiGQVZU/s1600/DSC_0147.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 123px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TDQSkXXvVmI/AAAAAAAAA18/pZe7wiGQVZU/s200/DSC_0147.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491034261629654626" border="0" /></a><br />I find it horrifying that in just over 50 years America has declined so far down from being one of the great superpowers. This is probably an over discussed topic; however it is one that has a lot of stock available. I find it necessary to point out how much stupidity actually exists. I know I am not a shining example of brilliance. In fact, I myself am a great example! It would have taken me much longer to write this sans spell check. I cannot recall the last time I opened a dictionary to check myself. So there just has to be an entire generation who has never had to utilize a proper dictionary. What happen to the card catalog and the dewy decimal system? What about conversions from and to metric. I have never had a geography class perhaps that is I manage to get lost so easily. I heard they were removing penmanship from the class curriculum in many schools. I completely understand why it takes a teenager three hours to follow and build a tool that should not have taken more than ten minute assembly. According to an article I read in Psychology Today, America ranks #26 in “know-how.” Does that mean common sense? Apparently everything needs warning labels. For example a toaster really does not need to warning to not submerge it in water. If someone is stupid enough to sink a toaster, they should be electrocuted. In the good old days people learned how to use a spoon without having to read any warning labels to figure out you shouldn’t put it in the microwave. Besides, what good are warning labels in a majority of the country cannot read English? According to the same article, America ranked #12 in literacy. And with teenage pregnancy on the rise I am pretty sure they have removed sex education. The decline of intelligence very well could be the end of humanity in 2012. Or zombies. 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having issues deciding what proper etiquette is. Last August I started a relationship with an older gentleman, an eleven year difference. <span style=""> </span>I was raised by a single mother where etiquette was not really important. I was not raised like Reba’s “Fancy,” my mother did not raise me to find a man that would support me. My mother taught me to be self reliant, self sufficient, and independent. Unfortunately I am not my mother and I really like having a companion. <span style=""> </span>So, I discovered I needed to go out and research proper etiquette. I bought a few books and studied up. I brushed up on dining etiquette and basic lady like skills.<span style=""> </span>Previously, when I thought about dating I did not think I had to learn little details. <span style=""> </span>A year later I certainly have learned to like having doors held and sits pulled out for me. <span style=""> </span>Perhaps it is my generation that etiquette and manners are being lost. <span style=""> </span>I have dated people my age; there are a lot of formalities that just do not occur. <span style=""> </span>I was reading the <a href="http://www.ehow.com/how_4614072_be-real-southern-gentleman.html">eHow article </a>on how to be a southern gentleman; I would like to update that so it applies to modern society. </p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TC1KWgoTS4I/AAAAAAAAA10/LV2cMsj9AGo/s1600/DSCN0491.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TC1KWgoTS4I/AAAAAAAAA10/LV2cMsj9AGo/s200/DSCN0491.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489125271411051394" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">I think impeccable manners, could just be decent manners and have a respectful nature. Honestly, I kn ow my manners are not impeccable… I definitely appreciate the idea of having someone helping me to my seat and taking my coat. I like am man that can appreciate my cooking, even if he has to lie. <span style=""> </span>Another thing about a southern gentleman is that they must have charm. To show my nerdiness they should have at least a 15 charisma. Although, I would not mind a high dexterity either…</p> Angiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01845883980254097709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3608305181395504444.post-74383474913892117132010-06-26T17:49:00.012-05:002012-05-18T15:09:23.350-05:00Transgendered Rabbit Mistake<br />
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Weirdness is very persistent in finding me, especially at work. Today’s story is a good one, I even have documentation. As a matter of fact, this story is so good it will validate me that I am not completely insane, it really is everyone else!<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TCaEHGGIgJI/AAAAAAAAA1M/qaiIMUHZ9jc/s1600/DSCN1008.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487218453427814546" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QkCPDObBs1k/TCaEHGGIgJI/AAAAAAAAA1M/qaiIMUHZ9jc/s200/DSCN1008.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 195px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 262px;" /></a></div>
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Meet Blanche. She may appear to be an ordinary white rabbit, but she is hiding something. Her secret is she is in fact a transgendered rabbit! Okay, so not quite but there was a fair bit of a mix up, especially since she was spayed. Blanche came to be from a local animal shelter. According to the first intake form Blanche is a white, altered, female rabbit of about 1 year of age. Upon examination I discover a surgical scar down her abdomen which should have confirmed the altered part of the intake form.</div>
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Great! So I start looking for someone to adopt this rabbit. I finally find a lady who is looking for another female rabbit for her rabbit, Alice. We meet on Memorial Day and she takes Blanche home. Today, I get a call basically Blanche has been mating with Alice. I figured not to worry that occasionally happens for dominance and what not… However, the lady continues explaining that Blanche has developed a set of balls and a penis. Oh snap! My god what did they remove from this rabbit!
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Check out the paperwork that we found!</div>
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Wait does that mean they cut open Blanche, found no testes or uterine tissue and closed him back up! Sure does! But it also continues to say Probable male, already neutered.... Opps, and if his balls just dropped that certainly makes him less than a year old! What kind of education does a vet need....</div>
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What a day, what a day. </div>
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At least the lady would like to keep Blanche as long as the shelter is willing to "re-alter"him once more..
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